
My weekend began last Thursday at 3:45pm and came to a crashing halt at some point last evening. The Redskins came out weak, confused and poorly managed against the Giants in the NFL Season Opener Thursday evening as though they were playing their fifth preseason game of the year. Clearly the boys were still adjusting to Jim Zorn and his west coast offense, though I saw very few glimpses of said system. Terrible play calling and even poorer clock management made this game unbearable to watch. "Whatever," I thought to myself, "They're the defending Super Bowl Champs and we're running a new system. At least you still have UCF/USF on Saturday."
Then I hear word of this... which saddens me deeply. I've rarely been embarrassed to be a UCF Knight, but this story broke my heart.
As of last Tuesday, I am now officially a University of Central Florida football season ticket holder. The last time I watched the [Golden] Knights play in person was during my first campaign as a student at this fine university in 2004 when they played at the not-too-soon forgotten Orlando Citrus Bowl. The Knights now play on campus at the one-year-old Brighthouse Networks Stadium which is a great facility. After recovering from the terrible game played by the 'Skins on Friday, I quickly changed focus to the festivities a mere matter of hours away on campus prior to the 'War on I-4' between my Knights and the South Florida Bulls. The Knights looked equally as lost as the 'Skins through three and three-fouths quarters, though the final minutes were quite exciting as the squad scored two touchdowns to force OT.
South Florida 31
Central Florida 24
Now I find myself with a collage of bad tastes in my mouth.
As the first official weekend of NFL football begins on Sunday, I found myself casually watching games, doing my best to forget about my 'Skins and even my fantasy football players. I refuse to root for players on my teams because, well, I'm not that guy. I live by three rules in fantasy football.
Rule #1: Never, ever under any circumstance draft a Dallas Cowboy. This makes football season more enjoyable for me, no matter what the outcome.
Rule #2: Don't be that guy begging the football gods on Sunday afternoon for the Colts to call nothing but run plays to Joseph Addai for 15 straight plays.
Rule #3: Set your best players with the best matchups, flip on the TV and don't even worry about it.
Well, I didn't violate any of those rules when hearing that Tom Brady, my number one overall draft pick in both of my leagues, went down with a serious knee injury.
"Unbelievable..."

I've never taken a QB first overall in fantasy football. I never would have imagined doing so, but running back-by-committee has killed the draft strategy of yesteryear (RB, RB, WR, QB/WR, RB/QB/WR). But, I had the 7th overall pick in both leagues and you can't tell me that Frank Gore or Clinton Portis are going to do the damage that Brady would have. Just to note, I dislike the Boston sports scene for a couple of reasons, mainly because of the bandwagoneers that have never visited the town who love to rub in how great their Sawx are and how they swept the Rockies out of the World Series. Thanks, never-been-to-Boston Sawx fans... I was there. I got the memo. Congrats. You're superior human beings for that. Keep up the good work.
But I'm no dummy. Brady is a good pick at #7...
I'm licking my wounds today, to say the least. Now that I have gone on for far too long, I'll get to the point of this post. Yesterday, my fiancee went to Target and picked up some things for the apartment. After showing off what she purchased, she said "I have surprises for you!" I think you all see where I'm going with this one.

Yes, my fiancee did in fact come home with three packs of baseball cards to cheer me up. That says a lot considering you did NOT want to be near me for most of the weekend. Of course, she had no idea what she was buying, but I give her efforts a nine out of ten in my book. She handed over a pack of '08 Topps Series 1 (eh), a pack of Topps Series 2 (eh, oh well) and a pack of '08 Topps Chrome (sweet!). I'm not a big Topps fan in 2008, but again, it's the thought that counts. I ripped through the Series 1 and 2 packs in a hurry in an effort to save the best for last. Topps Chrome is kinda nifty because, well, it's shiny, and you usually get a decent refractor or parallel per pack. As I rip into the pack of Chrome, I find the weekend-redeeming card in a Troy Tulowitzki chrome refractor.
Hooray! A $0.60 piece of shiny cardboard has salvaged the weekend!
My rant is complete, but this is the latest addition to the collection. I rarely pull a Tulo card, so this was even more special for that reason alone. I also took part in some additional "therapy" yesterday and hopped on The Bay. Thirty-three dollars later (including shipping) and I feel quite refreshed. Here's the run down [if you care] of my purchases. We'll see how much I get around to posting on.
2000 UD Victory #343 Ben Petrick
2001 Bowman Heritage #78 Todd Helton
2001 Bowman Chrome #300 Ben Petrick
2002 Topps 206 #253 Todd Helton
2002 Topps Heritage #16 Ben Petrick
2002 Topps Total #864 Ben Petrick
2002 Fleer Tradition #328 Ben Petrick
2002 Fleer Focus #215 Ben Petrick
2002 Topps 206 #231 Ben Petrick
2003 Upper Deck #513 Clint Barmes Star Rookies
2004 Fleer Clint Barmes/Garrett Atkins (TTM Auto)
2005 Upper Deck #428 Jeff Baker Star Rookies
2005 Just Autographs Signatures Seth Smith
2005 UD USA Troy Tulowitzki (TTM Auto)
2006 UD Garrett Atkins (TTM Auto)
2007 UD Star Signings Jeff Baker
2008 Donruss Elite #99 Chris Cooley
2008 TRISTAR PROjections Reflectives Dexter Fowler
2008 UD SPx Rookie Signatures Joe Koshansky
2008 Bowman Chrome #132 Troy Tulowitzki
2008 Bowman Chrome #132 Troy Tulowitzki
2008 Bowman Chrome Refractors #132 Troy Tulowitzki
... and a 111 card lot of Todd Helton commons and parallels.
More to come later in the week when some of these cards show up. I hope your teams are doing better than mine.
That's all I got...
- J.C.F.